Thursday, December 6, 2007

It's Finally Winter!

WooHoo!!!





It's snowing in SW Colorado as I write this and I will be heading to Crested Butte for a long weekend and some much needed powder skkiing.

Skiing alone in the woods has an extremely theraupeutic affect on me. I usually come away refreshed, clear headed and ready to get back into whatever it is that is taking up all my times at the moment (School, work, training...).

It snowed about 7" at the Basin last week and it was really a blast to shred the mountain on Tele's in the powpow.

Back with an update next week on the Tele-skiing, snowmobile, pow Schralping, hot tub poaching adventures.

Friday, November 2, 2007

For your viewing pleasure

I for one tend to enjoy watching others tempt fate and get repayed with strong dose of reality, or in this case water, in the face. Enjoy!




Another winning week for my fantasy teams, 4-2. 5 out of 6 teams poised to make the playoffs with 2 teams absolutely dominating my opponents. Free Mike Vick is 3-5 and not looking good this week, my experiment to get two teams in the championship is not looking good, but at least there is some competition in this league after all.

More updates and fun stories to come I promise...

Friday, October 26, 2007

These guys are great.



Doug & Doug with their weekly fantasy wisdom, thats a great headband by the way.


Check 'em out over at comedy.com or every wednesday "here"

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Week 6 Recap

First Off...





...thats better


For the first time this season my fantasy teams had a losing week. After going 4-2 last week my teams went 2-4 after Brandon Jacobs failed to score 11 measly points monday night. On the season I am still looking good at 25-11.



How bout them "Rockies"
?



God's team has made the playoffs and lord willing I will be witnessing one of the homes games during the World Series. Not that I am necessarily a God fearing man I would just love to witness a World series game in my backyard, yes if the Yanks were still alive it would be the ultimate, but like ive been saying lately, its still fun to root for the home team.







Monday, October 8, 2007

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.


That's what Torre whispered into Clemens ear yesterday as he was pulled from the game and replaced by an electric Phil Hughes who was absolutely lights out. If it wasn't for Hughes. Chamberlain and I hate to say it johnny Damon, Joe Torre would be on his way to the beach and what is surely to be a satisfying retirement. Roger Clemens nearly, unfairly, ended Joe's coaching career early, and it probably could have been predicted.

Lets take a look at Roger's other past post season "injuries":

2005 WS Game 2. Playing for the Astros Clemens left in the after only 2 innings while giving up 3 runs scored. After walking to the dugout under his own power, he starts to limp like an “injured” soccer star when he reaches the dugout steps.

2003 ALCS Game 7. Roger Clemens, already given up 4 runs, pulls his hamstring after a home run, a walk and a base hit. Mike Mussina comes up spectacular and the Yankees come back to win in a game that Bill Simmons called “Total Fucking Bullshit!”

2001 ALDS Game One. After he’s given up two solo shots, he starts to twitch in the fifth. He pulls his hamstring. Yankees lose 5-3.

1999 ALCS Game 2. He gives up 5 in the first, only last 2 1/3 claiming a bad back. That was the only game the Yanks lost that postseason, 13-1.

1990 ALCS Game Four. Clemens, already allowing a run in the second inning, allows two more base runners. The second on a walk. With Mike Gallego at the plate, Roger starts swearing at the home plate umpire. He gets ejected (supposedly in a trancelike state). The inherited runners score. Boston gets swept.

1986 Game Six of the World Series. Roger Claims to have a blister and John McNamara takes him out. Later he claims he could have pitched, while McNamara insists that Roger asked out.


There are more examples out there but this just goes to show ya, Roger Clemens is a Dick who cannot handle pressure situations and is happy to collect money for services not rendered. Oh yeah, don't forget the fact that Roger has blown EIGHT playoff leads! Roger Clemens and Clutch Postseason Pitcher will never be uttered in the same sentence.

Friday, October 5, 2007

How to avoid Bitter beer face.


Bitter Beer Face!!!

Although I have never experienced facial deformities from drinking less than the highest quality malted barley and hops, I would imagine Keystone is the only antidote. That or Schlitz, yea those will take care of bitter beer face. Then of course you have to worry about shitting your pants as both of those beers seam to loosen your bowels.

Drink Keystone Light!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Week 4 Recap



"He'll Flip ya, flip ya real good"
Fennster





4-2 this past Sunday running the overall season to 19-5 looking good.





I finally lost in the experimental league. Only of the teams lost and I am still looking good for my goal of an all me championship.





Pcom, finally lost but I still sit atop the standings by mere points now. Delts, Steve Smith forgot to show up for the second straight week, but ADP did so I was ok. Brian Leonard did about what SJ has been doing all year, not what I hoped but it was enough. That is all for now, lots of real work to do.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Yankakke!


13 seasons in a row! The only thing that bothers me about this is the fact that the division race isn't over yet! Did you see the Red Sox get out of control celebrating wildly when they clinched at least the Wild Card? No, thats because they are a bunch of whiney losers who dont like each other anymore.
2 games back with 3 to play I still think they can do it, it's up to the Sox to fold over these last three games, I think they will.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007



This video will change your view of the Carolina Panthers key players

LETS GO RANGERS!!!




The newest editions to your New York Rangers ladies and gentlemen. It's gonna be a good year folks. Drury, Gomez, Shanny, Jagr, Avery and of course King Henrik are the key ingredients to this years Atlantic Division Champion Rangers (Pending).

Trades

There have already been a few trades I have been involved in even though we are only 3 weeks into the season. Lets take a look at the trades now and I will revisit them towards the end of the season to see how they panned out. The first trade was before week 1 in Pcom, I will analyze all 3 trades that have occurred so far in Pcom then move on to Delts.

Isaac Bruce
Pittsburgh to Bad Newz Kennelz

Marion Barber III
Denver to Mountain Goats


Now Pitt has outscored Denver but MBIII has done much better than Bruce, but Bruce put up 135yds in week 2 which I needed and MBIII was a backup on my roster so for a better D and a spot starter WR I think this trade is a push, all winners, rarely happens. The next two trades have just processed and will be active for week 4, so there are no results yet just projections:

Jerricho Crotchery to Napoleon's Dynamite

Larry Fitzgerald to Bad Newz Kennelz


I am really excited about this trade, up to this point in the season Crotchery has performed better, more yards, scores and fantasy points. But Fitzy may have Curt "I threw for 258yds and 2 TDs in just over a quarter against BAL" Warner throwing to him more often than Matt "I chill with Paris" Leinart.

Maurice Jones-Drew to Wolf Owls

Ronnie Brown to Pick Thieves

This trade should favor the Pick Thieves as Sammy Morris has appeared to be Corey Dillon reincarnate, and Ronnie Brown has finally decided to show up. In fairness this trade was accepted before Sunday, when Brown had 65 yds rushing on the season. Sunday he went for 112 and 2 against the Jets and looked very strong.


There has been only one trade in Delts and I was involved (I love makin moves).

Antonio Gates
Marion Barber III to TheAints07

Steve Smith
Tony Gonzalez to Pacmans TNA ALLstars


This trade is HUGE, while I gave up the #1 TE Steve Smith had 153 and 3 last week and should see many other like it. Week 3 was not what I expected with Smith only getting 16 total yards but Gonzalez pulled in 96yds and I know Stevie will have huge weeks in the future.

Oh yea, Smith is my #2WR (Ocho Cinco...) I'm not too worried.

I also traded Rudi Johnson and Chris Brown for Adrian Peterson, yup, ADP put up another stellar game in week 3, while Rudi got hurt and Brown ran for about 30, I am an evil trade genius. Ill post an update on these or any other interesting trades that occur in the coming weeks.

Week 3 Recap


I hate Comcast, all morning I was getting pumped to watch the G-men take on the Red n Yellow. So when 2 o clock rolls around and the late games come on, FOX switches from Giants pre-game to a freakin’ episode of MASH already in progress, WTF! F#%$@ Bronco country I tell ya.
Cowboys are the team to beat in the NFC, (son of a...), they ran over the Bears sunday night while Sexy Rex couldnt get it up, again.

Steve Smith, way to show up this week; Last week he has 153yds + 3TDS, this week, 10yds receiving and 6yds rushing for a whopping 1.6pts.

Despite Stevie Smith not showing up I went 5-1 this week bringing my season to 15-3 between 6 teams, not bad eh?

This week my teams that matter, Pcom and Delts, I was faired with an opponents’ team who didn’t show up, both teams won handily but I did not put up the highest score for the 3rd straight week in Pcom but I am the remaining undefeated team in that league.

My experimental league continues to be a success and my goal of facing myself in the championship is one week closer as both teams dominated the competition.

My salary cap team needs attention as there is no reason to have Arnez Battle starting but hot dam ADP is killin it this year and I will continue to be his biggest fan as MIN has no other attack besides ADP. I am currently ranked 224 out of 2350 so not too bad.

Overall a good week, need to make some changes but so far so good, I will do a post on trades later this week, some big ones have gone down over the past week.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Making an argument for MVP II




Time to talk about the favorite for NL MVP, which I think should be Matt Holiday of the Colorado rockies. He is the number 2 offensive player in the majors, trailing only A-rod in overall offensive production. The race for MVP is much tighter in the NL than the AL but Holliday's numbers are above and beyond those at the top of the NL in terms of performance, production and consistency. Lets look at the numbers:

Holliday - 112,36,131,11,.339

H. Ramirez - 117,28,75,50,.333

Wright - 103,30,89,31,.318

Rollins - 130,28,89,37,.294

C. Jones - 101,26,96,5,.342

As you can see the race in the NL is much tighter that the race in the AL. Chipper Jones and Matt Holliday come in with the highest WPA with Jones @ 4.19 and Holliday @ 4.12. Based on these numbers and the fact that he is playing for the Rocks I feel he stands out in this class of the 2007 elite.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Making an argument for MVP




IMHO I don't think there is an MVP race this year in the AL, the NL has some interesting characters in the running. A-rod has declared he is king of all the land and there will be chicken legs and wine for all, he is the AL MVP hands down, now lets look at a few numbers to illustrate my point. (All stats through 9/19)

A-rod - 134,52,142,24,.308

Maggs - 112,27,132,4,.353

Ortiz - 107,31,107,3,.319

Ichiro - 108,6,66,37,.354

These are the top 4 offensive producers this season. All strong performances but clearly A-rod is head and shoulders above all in every category minus avg (and SB to itch). Now and MVP should not be considered just based on offensive performance but also defense ability as well as clutch hitting performance.

Lets look at WPA, or Win Probability Added.

Taken from Hardballtimes:

"The concept is simple. Let's say our batter in the bottom of the ninth hits a single to put runners on first and third with no outs. This increases the Win Probability from 71% to 87%, for a gain of 16%. So, in a WPA system you credit the batter +.16 and debit the pitcher/fielder -.16. If you add up every positive and negative event from the beginning to the end of a game, you wind up with a total for the winning team of .5, and a total for the losing team of -.5. And the player with the most points will have contributed the most to his team's win. "

A-rod = 6.49

Maggs = 5.99

Ortiz = 3.97

Ichiro = 2.06

So having anyone of these guys on your team will help you win, but with A-rod there is a 6.49% better chance of winning with him in your lineup. That means he will directly affect the positive outcome of 10.5 games this year, easily enough to make or break a wild-card team. I will post what I think for the NL MVP tomorrow, but for now its A-rod hands down in the AL.




Red Sox fans sweating




Petite gets his 200th while the yanks move "within 1 1/2".

Dear Red Sox Nation,

14 and 1/2, Ha! we take your absurd divisional lead and spit on it. Pbtuey. 10 games left and with such a small lead and your bullpen falling apart, you, red sox and co. will be very sad come this October.

Sincerily,
Joe Torre & Co.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Week 2 Recap




Week 2 recap (Tom Brady gets to tap that...):

One Marion Barber start away from going 5-1 this week, oh well, Ill take 4-2. Overall that would make me 10-2 in the first two weeks of action, maybe I should quit this whole work thing and become a FFL expert and write for Yahoo! Maybe not yet.

In Delts FFL I lost to Split Bush Wide by 3.25 pts, had Santana Moss gotten 33 more yards last night or just one Touch I would have caught him. I still had the 4th highest point total in the league, so I got that going for me. Steven Jackson, my pick at #2 overall, continues to disappoint, had I started Marion Barber III SBW would have gone down by 7 pts and I would be 2-0. I moved up a spot in this league with the loss, go figure, sitting in 4th at 1-1 with more points than the other 1-1 teams. I still feel strong although this is the most competitive league I am in and a lot can happen in the next 14 weeks.

In Pcom FFL I had the highest point total for the second week in a row, things keep up like this and I will walk away in this league with the championship and $300. Steve Smith had a huge day with 153 yds and 3 TD’s for an unreal 36 pts. The best thing about this team is that I could have scored 15 pts higher than I did had I started Jerrico Crotchery of the Jets (164 yds) over Mike Furrey (60 yds).

My 2 free Yahoo! Leagues went 1-1 this weekend, in the BDFFL I had the Highest score for the second week in a row, while in the Seinfeld league I got smoked and need to get crackin on the waiver wire as I have dropped to 7th and need to turn this one around.

In my experimental Fox sports league I pulled out two more landslide victories. This is the league of 12 teams where I have one team in each division (two six team divisions) and the goal is to meet in the championship. So far so good, Free Mike Vick at the top of Division A while the Cleveland Steamers are in 2nd in Division B only trailing by a slim margin of points.

My thoughts on the eventful Sunday that was:

Chad Johnson celebrating in the dawg pound was great, getting a beer poured on him by a Browns fan, even better.

Giants are 0-2, fire Coughlin and beg Tiki to come back.

Redskins, Texans, Packers and Cowgirls are all 2-0, what the hell is happening.

Cleveland scores 51! Don’t expect them to top 30 pts a game the rest of the season.

Steven Jackson did too many commercials in the off-season, he is this years Peyton Manning, except his numbers haven’t stayed the same the way Peyton’s have.

New England is scary, and they pretty much gave everyone the finger in their 38-14 rout of the San Diego Nickname thieves.

Monday, September 17, 2007

O.J.'s up to no good again




Well this time I am sure he won't have the same high priced round-table of lawyers he had back in '94 and that will be his demise. Don't be surprised if we hear of O.J. heading to jail for some time following this debacle.

He claims he was just trying to recoup things that were stolen from him in the past, sports memorabilla and other items of value. If something is stolen from you in this day and age you can't just steal it back. Whether or not what OJ says is true the fact remains that he is a seedy character who had yet to clear his name or even try for the murders committed 13 years ago.

In other news his book "If I did it" is to be released by the father of Ron Goldman with the only changes being made are to the title, the book will now be released as "If I did it: Confessions of a Killer"

FFL update tomorrow, 2 games in the balance tonight, 1 already lost, 3 dominating wins so far.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Week 1 recap




So this year I am participating in way too many Fantasy Football Leagues (FFL). 7 in all to be precise. 6 of the teams are in 10 or 12 team head to head formats. 1 of the teams is in a Yahoo public Salary cap team that performed phenomenally in week 1 putting me in the top 100 of literally thousands.

I'm in two money leagues (Pcom and Delts) and two free leagues that I joined for experimentation and trial and error to help my other teams (Seinfeld and BDFFL).

After the first week my Head to Head teams are a combined 6-0, not bad. In the Pcom league I had the Highest score of the week and my backup QB (Big Ben) had more points than my starter. In Delts I barley squeaked by a weakly managed team who underachieved.

Adrian Peterson was the man, drafted in both money leagues he scored an amazing 22.30 points in his NFL debut. Thats right I drafted him in the 4th round of both drafts and got called out for reaching too far, well if he gets even 16 points this week I think it will prove getting him in the 4th was a steal not a reach.

Thats all for now I will continue to update my money teams and if any interesting trades happen in any league I wil break them down and give my opinions.

This week:
Delts:
Pacmans TNA Allstars (Me) Vs. Split Bush Wide (Snarf)

Pcom:
Bad Newz Kennelz (Me) Vs. Mountain Goats (Heinrich)

I project my teams all win and week 2 to go a combined 12-0.

Monday, July 30, 2007

It's been a while...

Since July 3rd I have

Taken 1 trip to NY
anna

Completed 2 MTB excursions to new places
passin Curt

Competed in 3 Boulder STX races
Middle of the pack

Transitioned into 4 new accounts at my job








I've taken 5 days off work
FlatIron Tech park

Drank lots o beer and smoked a few doobs...

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

"I have concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive.”

Commutation: A change of a legal penalty or punishment to a lesser one

This statement does not come from a Judge but from the bright shining dimwit that is our President. Now I don't know how big a deal it is to lye to people investigating the leak of the name of a CIA operative, but if a judge decides your sentence should involve going to prison then it must be serious offense.

Scooter has appealed this case as many times as possible. His last judicial hope of postponing incarceration dissolved earlier Monday after a panel of judges ruled that he had to begin serving his sentence soon. He had already been assigned a federal prisoner number.

And now "this".

How much money has been wasted, spent on lawyers, spent on court time and investigations. How much precise court time has been squandered on this case when many others may have been attended too? Too much.

It is time to suck it up, do what any one of the rest of us would be forced to do when sentenced to prison, GO!

Friday, June 29, 2007

They call the wind Maria

"Just like the sun disappears only to reappear..."

Fisherman - stevie


Hope abounds endlessly
darkness overshadowed by the light of optimism
things will never be as bad as they seam
and the sun will always shine

Man am I glad to be alive.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Nixonian Stonewalling

That is what the chairman of the senate Judiciary commitee said about Bush's recent actions regarding the documents pertaing to the warrantless wire-tapping program.

This is getting rediculous, Cheney said he's not a part of the executive branch!!! Are you kidding me. He sited executive privilidge in past case to cover his own ass and now your telling me he thinks he is above the executive branch? These guys are making vietnam look like a success in comparison to how we are fairing in Iraq.

The most famous claim of executive privilege was in 1974, when President Nixon went to the Supreme Court to avoid surrendering White House tape recordings in the Watergate scandal. That was in a criminal investigation, not a demand from Congress. The court unanimously ordered Nixon to turn over the tapes.


God(any of them) save us all.

Anne Coulter is the Anti-christ

"I just wish he had been killed in a Terrorist assassination plot"


Those don't sound like the words of a celebrated conservative politcal commentator and best-selling author. But alas Anne Coulter has found more ways to raise money for John Edwards presidential campaign than the man himself.

When she called him a 'faggot' he was able to raise 300k (just in the first quarter) through emails to supporters.

When Coulter appeared Tuesday on MSNBC's "Hardball," Elizabeth Edwards called in to ask Coulter to stop making personal attacks on her husband. The exchanged deteriorated, with Coulter shouting over Mrs. Edwards and demanding that the campaign stop using her name to raise money if they want her to stop personal attacks.

That perplexes me, they can't use her name to raise money unless she attacks them, yet she is asking for them to stop first, this is like a playground argument between kindergartners.

It is well know that Edwards wife has cancer. And it seams as all she wants is for Coulter to stop with her name calling and smearing, what interest does she have in making Edwards appear like an inadequate candidate?

The campaign said it raised more money this week than from any previous e-mail campaign but declined to give a total.

Coulter's attacks haven't been limited to him, but also included his rivals for the Democratic presidential nomination. Coulter has made fun of Hillary Rodham Clinton's legs and compared Barack Obama to terrorists because his middle name is Hussein.

Is she serious, how do people keep giving this blow-hard airtime with opinions like that?

Guess you just put you over sized foot in your fat mouth Anne, if you really don't want Edwards to be succesful you need to ignore him, just my humble opinion.

Burning Lungs, bloodshot eyes and extreme fatigue...

This week marked the 3rd race in the 2007 Boulder Short Track Series, this being my 2nd race. The first race proved to be a quite a learning experience as I finished 31st out of 44 with only the top 30 receiving points.

This week would be different.

Today almost 50 riders showed up for the Mens 'C' race.

Unlike the first race-where I intentionaly started in the back- I lined up right on the front of the line, aling with the sponsored, spandex clad roadies/experieced MTB'ers, becuase I knew I had to get close to the wholeshot or forget about a decent finish.

I rode around the staging area getting myself into the right gear for the start, not to high that it will be tough to pedal and not too low where I wont get enough torque.

I got a great jump off the line but I was wide right and had to fall in line behind a rider with his elbows out ready for a clash and was about 7thor 8th going into the first turn. A rider washed out on the quick left and I was able to pass another who was slowed up by the felled rider, at this point I am in 5th or 6th and my only goal is to maintain from here on out.

The laps where long, just over a mile, with back to back 180 degree switchbacks followed by short steep power climbs. These are the make or break areas, and the spots where I actually gained ground on the top riders. It was the long straights where I lost time-probably need to spend more time at the gym.

By the last lap my lungs and eyes were burning from the frenetic pace along with the ridiculous amount of dust that gest stirred up at these races. My legs didn't want to pedal any faster than they were but they didnt want to quit either. I had been pasted by 7-8 riders prior to the last lap putting me around 15th. I was not going to slip further and although my body paid the price I stepped up the pace and Actually caught one of the female pros going across the finish (they ride at the same time but start 3 mins before us).

All in all I was stoked on my performance and got treated to an amazing Mens Pro race while I tried to recover from the torture I just put myself through.

The only thing I can think now is that I can't wait for next week, top ten maybe???

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Nissan XTERRA Triathalon-Buffalo Creek...

Sunrise before the race - stevie
_
_
_
...Kicked my ass

but I finished.

And I wasn't last.

That is all.

http://youtriit.com/site3.aspx

Monday, June 4, 2007

Teva Mountain Games

"Yo, Ian is competing in the Teva mountain games, in a mountain bike race on Saturday." Andy said blowing out smoke from a tube rip.


"Dude, if Ian can compete, we can do that shit"


I was thinking about this conversation while being pelted by hail balls in the staging area. The were sending the groups off in 1-minute intervals, mens expert followed by womens, mens sport then womens, then at 1:04 mens beginner was off, as soon they let us go it began to rain much harder, oh well I thought, this should be interesting.

Andy and I shot off, I didn't want to let a lead group get way out in front so i made sure to keep up with the lead group through the first climb. It didn't take long to catch the back of the womens sport pack, unfortunately. I had my speed dialed for the long steep climb just before going into the first area of single-track, I was dropping riders like nothing coming up that hill, but a womens sport rider just got in front of me and was holding me up the whole time we were on the single track, luckily this part wasn't too long and I didn't lose much time.

Next was a seemingly never ending climb on a wide ski-trail, I was able to maintain my position with 1-2 of the women sport riders catching back up to me. Over the 7.5mi loop there is over 1500ft of elevation gain, it seamed like it would never end.

Once we hit the single track leading back towards Gold peak it was on, i was loose and fast in the mud, passing mens sport riders in the turns and burning up the rooted climbs. Then came the section with the drop-offs, I came in way too hot and as soon as my wheel hit slippery rock just to the right of the drop it was out from under me and I was over the handle bars before I knew what happened.

I jumped up shook of the mud, did a quick inspection of myself and the bike, all good, a couple riders coming, jump back on quick and I'm off again. I was making good time when no one was in front of me but I kept catching riders due to my fast, on the verge of control lines I was taking, then they would hold me up, at this point Sandy and Hoi are out of sight, the single track opens up and drop the hammer.

The end of the race was an all out sprint, I finally spotted Hoi and a younger rider who had swapped positions with me a few times earlier in the race. there was a short climb followed by 100yd flat leading into a tunnel followed by some S-turns. By the time we hit the tunnel I had dropped the grom and was getting close to Hoi.

"CaaCaaa" I yelled as I entered the tunnel, Hoi turns and sees me as the sound echos all around us, "your not getting me fucker" Hoi yells back.

We got to do a short pre-ride to get a feel for the course layout and know what we were getting into, the last part of the course consisted of a short fire road down hill into a sharp over 90 left hander leading into a slalom course that shoots you out to the finish line.

As Hoi led us into the last hard left turn my front wheel bumped his rear and we both slid around the turn, his right foot came unclipped and as he tried to clip in I was pedaling away, he wound up blowing the first turn and ducking under the rope to get back on track. Once he get back on the trail we are bar to bar and stay that way through slalom course.

50 yards to the finish and we are in a dead sprint neck and neck, there is large group of big rocks that we need to hammer over before the finish, I see Hoi feather his back brakes, I don't even think about the brakes and just lean back and hold on. That's all I needed as I beat him out by a bike length across the finish for 7th out of 31 in my first race, I'll take it.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. ~Author Unknown

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman

If you can't guess I love coffee, not to say I am a virtuoso, self proclaimed connoisseur of said commodity yet I do imbibe 3-5 cups on an average work day, slightly less on weekends. In college as a means to study I would wake up, or not go to sleep, and around 4am begin brewing coffee and drink 1-2 pots while studying for a test just hours away. Maybe not the best study tip but I passed.

So to coffee i do owe a debt, helped with countless projects and last minute study sessions, as well as motivation for those early morning ski or hiking trips that just wouldn't have made it out the door on time without the black rocket fuel.

So dark and delicious
Mysterious and suspicious
invigorating and inebriating
Robusta is darker and heady
Arabica is lighter and ready
Kona or Sumatra?
South African or South American?
now let me sip on some house...

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

What the hell is wrong with people in texas?

-
'Seriously'



Mothers in texas have to be the most unstable parents in the world. This happened in the same town that 5 years earlier had experienced a mother shooting her three children then herself. Is it that hard to raise the kids you yourself bare? Apparently in Texas it's getting that way.


This has so many sub-stories that it seams to be a culmination of fuck, she was an immigrant, her husband left her with 4 kids to take care of by herself, she worked at Wendy's, she was depressed and unable to properly raise or care for the children I'm sure, and one of the kids freakin survived.

That kid will either be the rare case where they stand above all to become a great citizen or the more likely outcome, the child will not get a good education and contribute to the crime/poverty this country currently faces and refuses to fix.

These stories make me sick and they are happening more and more in Texas according to the NYtimes.com article on the same issue.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Its one thing to be a bastard...

...it's another to acknowledge you were wrong about drawing media attention to something slanderous to another person and then not apologizing because in your mind that person is a 'lowlife'

Now if I were to call this attorney a lowlife for saying that than I am right on his level, but then again im not an attorney talking to the media about someone whose life could potentialy be ruined by my words, o well.

Edmonson said he was "shocked" anybody would be sympathetic toward Henry.

Are you kidding so he thought Henry had no family or friends, or the fact that the Bengals are heavily vested in the man, what an asshole.

What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty or to give your fellow man another chance?

ACLU now defends those about to die.

Lethal injection not quick enough




"What is clear from today's botched execution is that the state doesn't know how to execute people without torturing them to death," said Carrie Davis attorney for ACLU of Ohio.

But Newton, who had had insisted on the death penalty as punishment and made no attempt to appeal, chatted and laughed with prison staff throughout the delay. It took so long that the staff paused to allow Newton a bathroom break.

Doesn't sound like torture to me.

So she is defending someone who beat and strangled a man to death, who is willingly taking the lethal injection method of punishment and he was even allowed a bathroom break!

The man was 265lbs! of course it's not going to be easy to find a vein in all that fat, do they the hospital if a nurse has trouble finding a vein? NO! the patient may experience some extra discomfort but this sort of thing is not uncommon.

The biggest question in my mind is how this Carrie Davis can sleep at night, while during the day she spends her time defending a murderers civil rights, when even the man himself did not have a problem with what went down?

In a statement read by a lawyer after his death, Newton, 37, apologized to Brewer's family and his own. But the only thing Newton said in the death chamber was: "Yes, boy, I could sure go for some beef stew and a chicken bone. That's it."

Those are not the words of a tortured man.

Vegas not just for degenerate gamblers anymore

Now accepting the rediculously lazy.

For just 40$ a day you can drink and drive, gamble and grab ass and pretty much be Lebowski style lazy while still being the degenerate that you are.

This is the equivalent of able bodied people hanging a handicapped sticker from their rear-view mirror just for that closer spot. If someone is actually in need, this is a great product but the business owners allowing people who are perfectly able to rent these should be taxed heavily or something else along the lines of money because guilt is obviously not a factor.

Those people who are perfectly capable are saying that you cannot discriminate against anyone for there preferences, even lazyness can no longer be untolerated!

The clerks behind the desk have their hands tied, they can't say no even if they should and the lazy people can spend money however they choose so who loses here? Just the american value system and I think I die a little inside everytime I see or hear about something like this.

Xterra

4 weeks from tomorrow I will be competing in my first Xterra off-road Triathlon. I'm anxious and excited not too mention a little nervous as it will be a 1 mile open lake swim followed by a 20 mile mountain bike ride topped off with a 5 mile trail run. Yea.

So my training hasn't quite been what it should have been recently, I've been letting myself get distracted with climbing, bouldering, tennis and moving into a new position at work, basically last time I swam it was only .5mi and I was dead tired afterwards. Not exactly in Tri-form yet.

This weekend will be starting to do dual training where I swim and bike or bike and run in the same session, we'll see how that goes...

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Bubonic Plague in Denver

Run for your lives!!!!

They found dead squirrels with the black death and now the found a dead ape, next will be cats and dogs, chaos is upon us, run for the hills.

We should be given permission to take out every squirrel we see, ya know, to be on the safe side.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Get me outta here

Red clouds
charcoal skies
burning tires
dont ask why
fat stomachs and thin keyboards
stale coffee and old flowers
tired muscles
bloodshot eyes
advil capsules
and burning thighs
easy sleep no need to creep
warm socks and snow coverd rocks
await......

Monday, May 14, 2007

Snow Zen

Weaving in and out
ducking branches
bumping trunks
a wall of white
then open space
then surrounded again
I think im in heaven
an enlightened state
mind leaves the body
the soul is your only guide

Friday, May 11, 2007

German man found after 7 years dead in bed

Scheiser!

Amazing no one noticed for 7 years!

Wouldn't someone complain about the smell? I geuss when you live in a rundown office building in Berlin and a letter from the welfare office is enough to make you kick the bucket then your stench may not have been strong enough for signifigant noses to smell.

The Boulder Creek...

Well it's almost that time of year again. A time when the snow melts into the icy waters which flow east along the Boulder creek, and young men risk life and limb with no thoughts of self-preservation. All for the adrenaline filled moments when you are gasping for air while being pulled below the surface yet again due to the strong undertow, just to resurface and get pulled under again and again, until reaching the hallowed finish line and all the glory of.....the library.

Our first foray up the creek was in June '05 a day or two after the creek was closed due to dangerous water levels and strong under-currents, and something about a young male dying from head trauma. Walking up the path along side the creek you get to see all the obstacles you will encounter on your journey, still not sure if that's good or bad for the first time as it is at the very least intimidating and at most deadly (there have been an average 1-2 deaths a year on the creek over the past few years).

Once we got to the top there was no reason to hesitate, contemplating what we were about to do may have only stopped us from a bad decision and who wants that. Immediately once we hit the water my balls shriveled and my body temp dropped a good 10 degrees. We were instantly ejected from our tubes as we went over the first set of rapids, luckily instinct told me told throw one arm around the tube and hang on for dear life, which turned out to be the right thing to do.

Going over head first doesnt seam like fun so with all the energy possible to muster I spun around on the tube in time for the next set of rapids and again I found myself being seperated from the tube and having to hang on for dear life while my shins played the bongos on the rocks below (the water was less than a foot deep in spots).

Upon reaching our destination we drag our battered and bruised bodies out of the water, shins and ankles bleeding, hips bruised, hands shaking, Justin looks over, "one more time?".......

Snow and Off-roading on Mexico's Independance day

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I had to work the morning of Cinco de Mayo so my day started at 6am answering phone calls in my underwear talking to assholes who can’t figure out how to use a little wireless phone. Jesse had gotten drunk the night before and didn’t seem bothered by my work or the constant playing of livin’ on a prayer every time a call came in.

I got the call from Bryan just before 2pm, I was pretty much done for the day and was looking forward to being somewhere out of range. “I got 4lbs of steak, a bottle of tequila and some beers I need help drinking, let’s go off-roading.” Bryan’s phone call was an offer I couldn’t refuse.

We met up with Sandy and KC and headed up to Gold Hill. Trusty Rusty, the ’84 four-runner Sandy has had since college roared up the 4x4 path. Inside, with the slight smell of exhaust seeping in from the holes in the floorboards, we smoked a pipe as the cold smell of wet spring rain-snow mix going on outside worked it’s way in through the slightly cracked windows.

As we rode through the small town of Gold Hill it began to precipitate, not that that will slow us down. Arriving in Left Hand Canyon it begins to snow. We find some familiar inclines to blast up. Trusty is still going strong. After getting stuck a few times and conquering a few hills we decide to find a flat spot to chill at.

Since it was snowing we parked the trucks parallel to each other and setup tarps between them, which wound up working perfectly, time to pass around the tequila. Also for good measure we had a bottle of Old Crow and one of Makers to top it off. Africa brought a red rider and a wrist rocket so whenever someone finished a PBR they would have to hang it on a nearby tree to be shot at.

4lbs of steak on a mini propane grill while snowing in May actually cooks quite nicely. Plans for bong hits and bar trips go out the window before my head hits the pillow on the couch.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Bagel-Dorito Sandwhich

Delicious dish
Excellent for energy
Consume once daily
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Toasted onion Bagel
Smeared with some plain cream cheese
Doritos between
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Talking to your Parents while Tripping on Acid.

Let me preface this by saying that talking to your parents on acid is terribly wrong, they may freak out and get worried by ones odd behavior. Also you may alter the path your trip was on by talking with said parents, basically I don’t recommend it.

I was reading one of the Rudius blogs; http://www.philalawyer.net/ . He was talking about friends tripping on airplanes, which in my opinion has to be worse than talking to your parents, but it got me to thinking about the time Tammy(m), Hughsey and I all took tabs and went to the mall. It was sweet, I got a haircut, possibly one of the most pleasurable skin tingling experiences ever had. Tim and I got to the final level on a first-person shooter game, Area 51, on 50 cents, we had a crowd of people standing around watching us.

When it was time to go home we were still tripping pretty hard, so of course I drove. Man were we smart back in those days. I was hoping the parents would be asleep by the time we got back but of course they were still up on the couch directly between the kitchen and the destination, the basement.

Since they were watching a movie I don’t think they noticed our odd behavior. I couldn’t tell them we had been at the mall for 5 hours because they would think it’s a bit weird so I made something up about going to arena football an hour away. The whole time Jon had a smirk on his face like he was holding back wild laughter or puke, borderline. Tammy took his hat off and his hair made to points like devil horns out the front with the rest of his hair forward (at least that’s what it looked like to me at the time). I don’t know how I was able to compose my self for that short time but somehow they didn’t question us too much further and we ran to the basement to trip and smoke more ganja.

So back to what got me on this subject, the writer's friends took acid on a cross-continental flight with their parents! Amazing, unthinkable, unimaginable and nothing bad of note happened. I recommend his blog, excellent writing.

7 In a row...

Yanks lost their 7th straight last night not too mention 4th straight against the bo-sox. We went to the Lazy dog to catch the game and some grub and I think we were the only Yankee fans in there. Not a good night 4-run 8th made it 11-4 sox and time to leave, the waitress had another plan. She had avoided us all night and now that our beer and food were done I guess she thought she was done. We were close to walking out but decided against, she finally showed up with the check. A round of whiskey shots and we were out. At least I got my offer today for a new job and I'm finally moving on up...

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Rapture of the Bees...or A World less sweet...


"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz






The Bees are Dyeing!!!

No more Honey!!!!

Are Honey Bees the canary in the coal mine?

Should this be the Inconvenient Truth people are talking about, are we paying too much attention to Global warming? Well, no just not enough to this.

Many people don't realize the vital role bees play in maintaining a balanced eco-system. According to experts, if bees were to become extinct then humanity would perish after just four years.

"If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man," said Albert Einstein.

Osama bin Ladens final plan begins to take action.....Wheres Jack Bauer when you need him?

"Approximately 40 percent of my 2,000 colonies are currently dead and this is the greatest winter colony mortality I have ever experienced in my 30 years of beekeeping," apiarist Gene Brandi, from the California State Beekeepers Association, told Congress recently.

The article states that U.S. bee colonies have been dropping since 1980 and the number of beekeepers have halved. ( I would attribute this to standard economics, mergers, acquisitions, bee-outs, etc...)

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/24/science/24bees.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

"In many cases, scientists have found evidence of almost all known bee viruses in the few surviving bees found in the hives after most have disappeared. Some had five or six infections at the same time and were infested with fungi -- a sign, experts say, that the insects' immune system may have collapsed."

It's some kind of super hybrid mutant disease, don't let the bees breath on you honey...

Is it out of the realm of possibility that a terrorist organization has manipulated the chemicals being sprayed on our crops causing this potential future environmental breakdown? Is it beyond reasonable belief that this is all the cause of a government controlled population reduction plan? Or is this just another episode of big business destroying the environment on the road to big profits?

My theory: The bees are being abducted for experiments by aliens from distant galaxies in order to learn of their culture. The bees that are found left behind have been poisoned by the abductors so that no word can be spread of our imminent doom. The unfortunate alien who's task it is to carry out the anal examinations would develop very severe eyestrain, I imagine. or not.

Or, what if there are Killer Mutant Bees on the rampage moving from hive to hive devouring all bees in site as their taste for pollen has turned to a taste for bee-blood. Only leaving behind the bloody and near-dead that managed to escape but not without new disease's carried by these insatiable bee-vampires.


Chew on this: The United States grows nearly two-thirds of all genetically engineered crops. Last year about 130 million acres were planted with GMs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetically_modified_food).

Much of the soy, corn, cotton and canola have had a gene inserted into their DNA (I don't think this is what Darwin was talking about) to produce pesticides systemically throughout the plants created and patented by Monsanto. Monsanto also produces genetically modified crops designed not to die when herbicides are sprayed on them. In a perfect biotech world, only the weeds would be killed. But Mother Nature has a way of outwitting human designs. So, now the weeds are becoming resistant to the herbicide sprays and frustrated farmers are putting on more and more poisons.


Eventually we are going to kill this planet whether we bomb each other off it, starve all living things to death or drown when the ice caps melt. Until then I'll be doin my thing tryin not to bring my own ending too soon.







Monday, April 23, 2007

Interesting weekend...

First of all check out this clip, best Car commercial ever, classic SNL from a few years ago...
http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/29939/

Quarter century past since that fateful night, 4/21/1982 @ 12:20am, man I feel Old...

The Alarm went off at 4:45, I knew that was the only way we would be out the door by 5:30. We pull into the lower lot A-basin at exactly 7, The Poudre was already parked, popped and the clown had visions of Jameson and sugarplums dancing in his head. We proceeded to fire up the grill make mimosa's and awake Clown-boy from his slumber.

Ginger, Adderandy, and some kid from Mass, showed up first just after 7:30 they are ready with the grill and pipes packed, time for round 2 of mimosa's and egg sandwiches. It's gonna be a good day...

Johnnie Texas and Grandpa showed up with dead-weight(I+II) and Jack a bit later than expected due to a rash of Jameson shots being ordered at the bar last night to the tone of roughly 7 shots each in under 30 minutes. Dead Weight II wasn't even able to hold water down he spent most of the day puking next to The Poudre. At this point the whiskey was flowing freeley, the keg was buried in the snow filling everyones cups with rapid efficiency, and the grill was on working on the third round of breakfast sausage.

More to come...

Friday, April 20, 2007

St. Jamerson’s day


We had planned on hitting the road at 5:30, seeing Eek-a-mouse the night before helped delay the start to around 7. Groggy eyed and hung-over we were on the road, luckily Grandpa was staying in Breck and was there early enough to snag a good spot.

We pull into the lot just before 9:30 thanks to oversized parking lot that is I-70. We get right down to business. As I’m pouring the first round of car-bombs a PB’er gets tossed in my direction, reflexively I grab it pop the top and take a sip, perfect breakfast. After the second round of car bombs it was time to cook, 48 pack of sausage, check, 5lb slab of bacon, check, PB’er in hand, check. A sausage wrapped in bacon, a beer, and many shots of Jamerson (grandpa slurs his speech after a few and can’t help but add the r so now we all do) later it was time for the first, and what would be the last, run of the day.

We were riding up the Lenawee lift with Grandpa and some unsuspecting random skier who thought it would be safe to ride with us. Little did he know we have the maturity of 12 year olds when drinking and skiing together. It starts off innocently enough, he hits my ski with his pole once, and I hit him back, this escalates quicker than instant oatmeal. Basically it was the ‘your-it’ scene from dumb and dumber but on a chairlift. I swear the guy next to us was ready to jump off half way up.

The ride down was a roller coaster of confusion speed and two crashes, luckily non-injured. But I don’t think the people I ran into appreciated it too much. No more runs, time to get back to camp, fire the grill back up crack a PB’er and pass the Jam-o around. We didn’t come to ski today anyway.


Super Betasso

10.7 miles up (6.9 from grandpa's) 2.75 loop (x2) 5.5 down the link back


Leave my apartment around 5:15 to meet up with Grandpa for a super loop. We call him that because he's all of 1 year older than most of our other friends, and never hesitates to impart upon us his infinite wisdom, things like if its worth doing, its worth over doing, and other Chevy Chase-esque values. This will be the first time starting in Boulder, normally we would drive up to the loop and do a few laps but it's time to turn it up a notch in regards to training for the Triathlon in 8 weeks. He's pretty much ready when I get there but of course clown-boy is around and needs to come up and put his two cents in about whatever random existential low-brow comments were being tossed around the room before we knew he was listening. This is a guy that graduated from RPI, works as a bartender now and spends his free time teaching himself about the dynamics of kinematics and riding his imitation Harley, hence, clown-boy.


The road west only goes up. To get to the loop from Grandpas we had to bike up canyon towards Ned, which is not too steep but a consistent pitch none the less. The beginning isn't so bad just set the pace and go, once you turn up Sugarloaf Road it's a different story. It begins to rain, but the sun is being persistent. This happens all the time here, Mother Nature can never commit to bad weather and she keeps it pleasant even when it rains. The last 1.5mi before the loop is twice as steep as what we had been pedaling up, now its time to work. There is an expansive rainbow overhead as my calves begin to cramp and I start the ascent of Sugarloaf Road.


The loop. Stop to rehydrate briefly then out into the Betasso Preserve. I could tell today was going to be muddy, mainly because it rained the night before and most of the day and even a bit on the ride up. The loop starts with a short up hill followed by some fun downhill, right before the down there was a stretch of mud that would make a pig smile. The consistency would be that of the underside of a hippopotamus tongue, gooey and sticky with just enough slip to feel like the front tire is always about to wash out, and enough stick to make it feel like there is a 200lb gorilla on the bike with you. The down was dry enough, for the most part, to get some good speed and scare the poop out of yourself. 2 laps later my quads and calves are swollen, my knees are aching and I can’t stop smiling. Time for the link trail. The link is a steep technical downhill that takes you back to Canyon just before the turnoff for Sugarloaf. Fast switch backs, mini mud wall rides, and a steep loose rock section at the bottom comprise the trail, it can be difficult, painful and a blast. Once we get back to the road it's a smooth ride back into town, to chipotle to refuel then the Walrus for tall PBR's and buck hunter. Man I love it here.